Sometimes, words just won't do the trick!
Hi, my name is “Plain Jane.” Earlier this year, I had a horrible at experience at work. Seemingly out of nowhere, my boss, who was incompetent and under pressure from her bosses, started bullying me. It was horrible! She would call me out at meetings and contradict anything I contributed; embarrass me in public emails to the whole organization; and worst of all she began lying. She accused me of not submitting work and convinced a few people to lie about me too. Within a short while, I was such a mess that I would start shaking at the very thought of going to work, throwing up randomly and crying uncontrollably. I ended up having to see a psychologist.
One day, while talking to my husband about my boss, I said, “I should send her a big fat dick!” And, right then, the idea for “mailadick.com” was born. My husband replied, “You should!” We began to wonder how many other people were going through the same thing I was experiencing. After doing some research, we were surprised to learn that 62% of HR Managers report that workplace bullying takes place! We knew a service like ours would resonate with a lot of people. We got to work on the business plan and launched the website.
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Aside from having a little fun, we also offer a list of resources on our website for anyone who may be having the same experience I had. It’s important to note that sometimes, simply sending a dick isn’t enough – although it’s funny as shit! Fortunately, I escaped my horrible boss by finding another job and now I have a great hobby too – mailing dicks to dicks!
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Sincerely,
Plain Jane
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